Humor House: Why Trick or Treating is Better than...

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex
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1. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
2. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
4. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
5. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
6. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
8. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
9. Less guilt the next morning.

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